Beware the Filmmakers

Beware of musicians, sure.  Beware of all artists.  But beware the most of filmmakers.  For we are the dirtiest bastards of all that your father warned you about.  We are the most dangerous because we come with the most class, with the most pomp and circumstance.  But we are the filthiest.  There is nothing we won't do when allowed to, and we will be allowed to do anything.  Just remember, it's only pretend.